When was the last time you drew a picture?
When was the last time you touched a leaf?
When was the last time you tasted raindrops,
on your tongue
on your big long tongue
When was the last time you bought a hotdog?
When was the last time you swam in a pond?
When was the last time you climbed a lampost
like a monkey
with a prehensile tail
When was the last time you wrote a limerick?
When was the last time you told a lie?
Why is there a picture of a penis
on your fridge door?
It makes me feel awkward
when ever I’m in your kitchen
When was the last time you ate a doughnut?
When was the last time you whistled a tune?
When was the last time you tortured a spider
and pulled off its legs
and ate it
to impress your friends